Welcome to Reviews/Resist… the web’s newest outlet for worthless opinions on metal in pop culture. We strive to provide optimal assessment. Thus, each review will be handled in two parts… from two separate reviewers. We feel that this gives you, the reader, enough variety to decide whether or not it’s worth your time to search out an illegal copy to download.

If you give a crap, you can read more about us here. If you don’t, you’ll probably just call us fags, tell us to “get dead”, and return to your favorite pastime… masturbating furiously while posting on the Lambgoat message boards.

But we understand… we like talking shit too. So, without further adieu; Reviews/Resist (with the help of Grammy Award nominee King Diamond) presents… our opinions unleashed.