Mark’s Review

This tattoo rates high on the Awesome Scale, although having 3/4 of the band depicted with their eyes closed is an interesting, albeit daring choice. I have a few beefs though, first, no Dave Holland??? Sure, I guess you could say that Mt. Rushmore only has 4 spots, but you could swap Ian Hill out for him. Second, I want to have Hell Bent for Leather-era Rob on there. You know, when he wore mirrored shades and leather chaps and no one knew he was gay? If not that, then maybe Turbo-era with the sweet mullet. All in all, I’m jealous of this guy. I’m sure he has to carry an aluminum stick and some sort of smoke flare in order to beat back and then quickly escape all the pussy he attracts. I don’t know who the senators or governor of South Dakota is, but they need to look into this right away.

Justin’s Review

It’s too bad Gutzon Borglum is dead, because I’m certain he would’ve jumped all over the chance to carve the forefathers of metal into the side of a mountain. Can you imagine how much dynamite they’d have to go through to recreate such perfectly feathered hair? The attention to detail would’ve had Michelangelo spinning in his grave with envy.

Though I truly have to wonder how the fine folks of South Dakota would’ve felt about a monument to the Brits in their back yard. Probably would’ve been better off going with Metallica or Slayer instead.

Alas… this stellar back piece is all we will ever know for sure.

Source