Headbanger’s Ball WTF Video of the Week – Bullet For My Valentine
Editor’s note: So our good friend Bryan gave us the idea to do a “Headbanger’s Ball WTF Video of the Week” segment here on R/R. It’s been quite some time since we’ve even seen Headbanger’s Ball, but sounds like good fodder for the Tivo, so let’s give this a whirl (though I’m guessing we’ll run out of shit to discuss in about a month, since they probably loop the same 5 videos and 30 commercials every week).
Speaking of commercials… please enjoy one before your video begins, courtesy of MTV… (I would’ve certainly posted a YouTube version, but the marketing department at camp BFMV apparently don’t like metal blogs making fun of their band, so they’ve disabled embedding).
Justin’s Review
Man… it’s been a long time since I graduated high school, but back then, dudes wearing Maiden and Slayer t-shirts weren’t the total pussies they seem to be nowadays. Good thing Bullet For My Valentine are around to show these wimps that all you need is a little patience, a remote wooded area, and 3 copies of Twilight on DVD to stand up to those jock fuckheads.
Wait a minute… don’t jock fuckheads listen to Bullet For My Valentine? OH SHIT… RUN!
Mark’s Review
If there’s one thing I hate more than TEACHERS and PARENTS, it’s fucking JOCKS! Everyone’s always telling me I need to change my ways, but fuck that, I’m true to MYSELF!!!. So when I watch this video, it’s like someone had a camera on my LIFE. Bullet for my Valentine is REAL, COMPRENDE??? They don’t follow trends like shitty Taylor Swift and Lifehouse (FAGS!! LOL!!). In fact, Matt Tuck once said he doesn’t give a SHIT about trends or “what his fucking hair looks like”, and I believe him, cause when I saw the band at the Mayhem Fest (sponsored by Hot Topic), they totally looked like they kicked ass!!! I hope this video inspires other kids like me that are total UNDERGROUND to change into werewolves and murder people who pick on them.
September 14th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I saw these assclowns open for Maiden a few years ago. How they made it offstage alive is beyond me.
September 14th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
In our high school no metal heads were ever made fun of like that. If this band existed when we were in high school, their fans would be made fun of by the metal heads.
September 14th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
I’d definitely think twice before booing a band with passive-aggressive, pussy-metal werewolf fans off the stage.
It might take a week or so, but inevitably you’ll be making out with your girlfriend in the forest and a ball of diarrhea will come hurling toward your car and you’ll have to chase the nerd who threw it through the forest until he homoerotically drops on all fours, turns into a werewolf, and eats you.
September 14th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
simply awful.
September 15th, 2009 at 10:35 am
After watching this crap, I wish someone had a bullet for my head.
September 17th, 2009 at 8:28 am
this makes me laugh.
September 24th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
If I were a lycanthrope, I would use my powers for good and not for vengence.