Editor’s note: While I spent the weekend stuffing my face with bacon, Mark was diligently taking notes while channel-surfing. Here’re his thoughts on HDNet’s latest offering to the metal community.
 
Mark’s Review:
 
Even though most of their programming revolves around reality competitions for the next Hawaiian Tropic Girl or Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, I surprisingly never watch [...]

Editor’s note: Since I can’t stomach the House of Blues/Dollars anymore, (and I’m not a Prog super-nerd) I figured it’d be best to let Ed handle this one.
 
Ed’s Review:
 
When Mark first posted a note on Facebook regarding this show back in the fall, I have to admit I nearly shat myself while simultaneously letting out [...]

Editor’s note: Since Mark’s an old man and a new father, he decided to head home for the evening rather than join us at the Empty Bottle. That’s okay… he doesn’t like Revocation that much anyways.
 
Justin’s Review:
 
Man, what a night for metal in Chicago. I found myself double-dipping this evening, as this also [...]