Editor’s note: While I spent the weekend stuffing my face with bacon, Mark was diligently taking notes while channel-surfing. Here’re his thoughts on HDNet’s latest offering to the metal community.
 
Mark’s Review:
 
Even though most of their programming revolves around reality competitions for the next Hawaiian Tropic Girl or Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, I surprisingly never watch [...]

Nickelodeon hasn’t done jack dick for television in the last 15 years (at least), but back in the day they really knew how to turn it out… YCDTOTV, Super Sloppy Double Dare, & (of course) Manowar.
 
God damn… getting old sucks.
 

Justin’s Review:
 
It’s been a long time since Riki Rachtman went skydiving with Megadeth, and honestly, mainstream metal programming hasn’t fared well since (sorry Jamey… it just wasn’t the same). So in theory, the prospect of a new metal talk show (featuring guest interviews, trivia, round table discussions, heated debates, etc) sounds pretty badass. Well… [...]